I mentioned before that we went on a cruise last week, and some of you actually want to hear about it. So I thought I’d share some pictures and highlights, although BRACE YOURSELVES: We are the most boring cruisers ever. Seriously.
Beforehand, I was unreasonably nervous that they wouldn’t let us on the boat, since G didn’t have a passport and we were traveling with his birth certificate instead. Even though I checked approximately 935 times to make sure that traveling with a birth certificate was okay.
Turns out, the lack of passport was not a problem. What was a problem was this:
Customs agent: “Sir, do you have a knife in your backpack?”
G: “No, do you mean the corkscrew?”
Customs agent: “No, it looks like a knife.”
G: “Well I don’t have a knife.”
Customs agent: [Sends us to be searched. We pull out the corkscrew and are very helpful.]
G: “Are you sure you don’t mean the corkscrew?”
Customs agent: “No, I mean these.” [Pulls out giant pair of hedge clippers.]
G: “Oh, I forgot I had those in there.”
Yeah, those got confiscated.
We also lost our corkscrew and had to get the cabin steward to come open our bottle of wine. Oh the humanity!
We participated in one, yes, one organized shipboard activity. It was a stand-up comic, and let’s just say, it became real obvious real fast why he was performing on a cruise ship during hurricane season. Yeah.
Speaking of hurricane season, it rained some (the day we left was all sorts of dreary), but not a ton.
After the horrible comic, we decided that what we would rather do is just relax and read and eat a lot. So that’s what we did the large majority of the time. I even wrote some blog posts.
PSA: Neither of us got seasick. G didn’t even have to break out his seabands. And as a point of reference, back when G used to take the bus to work, he had to wear his seabands every day for a 30 minute bus ride. So. There’s that.
We stopped for a day in Cozumel, which was really just a morning because all we wanted to do is shop and eat Mexican food. Which doesn’t take a whole day. We were back on the ship watching The Hunger Games by 12:30.
These guys were performing during lunch. It added to the tropical ambiance of it all and even made the guacamole taste better.
(Just kidding. There is no way to make guacamole taste better, because it is perfection already).
The only problem was, DID YOU SEE THAT GUY’S FACE?
He was like that the whole time.
We may or may not have watched parts of The Hunger Games three times, and the entire movie once, while we were on the ship. They were just playing it around the clock on the ship’s movie channel. We couldn’t resist.
Also, we ate a lot, because when all the food is included and you really love food more than you should but you can’t help it, you eat a lot. And thus I have many food pictures. But I won’t post them, because honestly, unless you were the one eating the food, cruise ship food pictures are kinda boring.
Okay, here’s one. G really wanted me to use this picture for the blog, and I’m not sure why, but I’m a good wife and so I’ll use it.
Speaking of food, on our cruise, we had the option of an assigned dining time, where we would be eating with the same group of people every night at the same table at the same time, or flexible dining, where we’d eat by ourselves during a certain window of time. We opted for flexible, because we’re antisocial and didn’t want to have to meet people (don’t judge). But even with the flexible dining, while you’re not at the same table as strangers, you’re still sitting really close to them.
So although we didn’t want to actually interact with other people, we decided to play the game of “try to make the people at the table next to us laugh because we are so hilarious, which is awkward for them and amusing for us because they’re trying to pretend they’re not listening to our conversation.” It was a fun game. Especially when I made the guy next to me choke.
Hey, I told you not to judge.
We discovered mini golf on the upper deck of the boat, and G has a deep and profound love for mini golf, so we played 3 times. I won twice, and he won once. The time he won was when it was freakishly windy, and he still tied my best score. Apparently G thrives on wind in mini golf. It’s his mutant power.
And, um…that’s really pretty much all we did. There’s not a lot to report when you spend about 80% of every day sitting on the deck reading, munching, and writing. If you want to read about all the fun and exciting cruise activities, you should probably go check out a travel blog, which I’m guessing is a lot more action packed when it comes to travel activities than a book blog. Or at least my book blog.
We did make sure to take some “look, we’re on a cruise without our kids” pictures though!
So there you have it! And much as we sound like the most boring cruisers in the history of the world (or at least since cruising became a thing that people do for fun and not to discover brave new worlds), we had a really good time.
Except for when our rental car overheated on the way back home and added 5 hours to our drive. But we’re going to pretend that didn’t happen. And it wouldn’t have happened if we would have just stayed on the boat forever.
P.S. We never got the hedge clippers back.
Whispers in Autumn by Trisha Leigh
Something Strange and Deadly by Susan Dennard
Circus Summer by Kailin Gow
Fire by Kristin Cashore
Thirteenth Child by Patricia Wrede
[Husband re-read Fellowship of the Ring and listened to some audio book about the Trojan War. Our tastes are slightly different]
The Hunger Games
This Means War
Okay, so that guy’s face is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. I pretty much spit my water out at my computer when I read your commentary.
And I would be totally anti-social on a cruise as well. I don’t make smalltalk very well and I’d be all kinds of awkward sitting with people at a table that I don’t know at all, but yet I’m expected to entertain with my sparkling wit. Just, no. Give me my own table and a giant fruity drink please.
And how did you feel about Fire? Was it better than Graceling? Also… I don’t see For Darkness Shows the Stars on that list, you need to read it!
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I DID like Fire more than Graceling. Review will be coming next week, but I felt a lot more connected to the characters in this one.
And I had FDSTS in my hand at one point, but decided to prioritize library books and review books. Which I wasn’t going to do, but I did anyway. I agree, I need to read it SOON!
Aww you guys look so cute and as long you both have a good time what you do on your cruise doesn’t matter as long as your idea of fun doesn’t involve throwing people over board. The only cruise I have ever been on was a day cruise to The Bahamas, not fun at all, rooms are limited so we lounged on chairs all day and watched karaoke and drank. The drinking was the highlight. Next time we’ll do a proper cruise with rooms and new worlds and lots and lots of food. I love the pizza picture, and the one with you, G, and your windblown hair ^_^.
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So, you’re vacation pretty much sounds like the coolest thing ever. Relaxing is an art form.
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How fun! Vacations are always nice and you got to READ!! My idea of “vacation” is managing uber-excited kids, which means no reading, but I still carry around books to look at. Love your commentary. All sorts of it… with the dry humor. PERFECT for a cruise, Lol
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I won’t lie….if they had THG on my boat (I’ve never cruised), I probably would have been all “island? what island? PEETA!!!!!!!” And consumed my Pina Coladas like a good girl.
Plus maybe shuffleboard.
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I can’t believe you read FIVE books on your cruise. actually, i totally can.
i enjoyed comparing this blog post to the other one 🙂
i’m so glad you had a fun time!
You did exactly what I would have done on a cruise, and what I will do if I ever get to go on one again. My sister and I went with my parents when I was a cheerleader and I was very social at that time so next time I can just veg. It sure looks like you enjoyed it. Welcome back!
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This is pretty much exactly what my husband and I did when we went on a cruise (except he played his Nintendo DS while I read). Nothing as good as The Hunger Games was playing, though.
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